friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
I wonder what you would do if I actually killed...
but then again, you probably wouldnt give a fuck.
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tediferous: stormcloud: i don’t care how big or small ur wiener is. what im really attracted to is the wiener inside u. ur heart wiener. <3
I was suppose to hang out with kyle tomorrow.
cause you know, its new years eve. and thats what couples are suppose to do. but i guess not. cool im mad.
vulpeschama: gay = homosexual faggot = a fucking faggot intellectually disabled = people with special learning needs retarded = fucking retarded black = people with dark skin nigger = a fucking nigger anyone who gets upset over “bad words” = fucking retarded niggerfag
With my baby.
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zbtw: milliondollarwound: wethinktherefore: gamerspirit: traumatrae: the-vashta-nerada: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite I’M GONNA TAKE ALL THESE BENJAMINS and donate them to charity cause…
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
imjustaboywithadream: oh shit do you know what tomorrow is new camera day for thousands of fucking morons which means fucking thousands pictures of sepia tinted pictures of eyes and lawn chairs
katehillis: Drake feat. Teyanna Taylor &...