December 2011
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
I wonder what you would do if I actually killed...
but then again, you probably wouldnt give a fuck.
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Anonymous asked: Dear Jazzy, Hai. Love, Joe. c:
tediferous:
stormcloud:
i don’t care how big or small ur wiener is. what im really attracted to is the wiener inside u. ur heart wiener.
<3
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I was suppose to hang out with kyle tomorrow.
cause you know, its new years eve.
and thats what couples are suppose to do.
but i guess not.
cool
im mad.
vulpeschama:
gay = homosexual
faggot = a fucking faggot
intellectually disabled = people with special learning needs
retarded = fucking retarded
black = people with dark skin
nigger = a fucking nigger
anyone who gets upset over “bad words” = fucking retarded niggerfag
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With my baby.
Meow :3
The Tales of a Handlebar Mustache: Why can't... →
zbtw:
milliondollarwound:
wethinktherefore:
gamerspirit:
traumatrae:
the-vashta-nerada:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
I’M GONNA TAKE ALL THESE BENJAMINS
and donate them to charity cause…
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
imjustaboywithadream:
oh shit do you know what tomorrow is
new camera day for thousands of fucking morons
which means fucking thousands pictures of sepia tinted pictures of eyes and lawn chairs
katehillis:
Drake feat. Teyanna Taylor &...
@jasmine_vasquez
follow, please?
